Hate Mail Archives 3

Here's some leftovers for you to munch on after you're done eating Floyd's asshole.

* HBO: Seriously, Floyd only needed to see The Chronicles of Riddick once. Please, for fuck sake, stop running this filth.

* Marriott: What the fuck inspires a chain of hotels to eliminate smoking rooms altogether? Scud missile time.

* Flag Burners: Floyd supports your right to burn the United States flag so long as you support Floyd's right to kick the ever loving shit out of you when you do.

* 16 Fucking Assholes: Click here, fuckers

* Hezbollah: Floyd's got something for you diaperheads. Floyd thinks it's time for us to stop being pussies and mushroom these assclowns.

* Bostonians: The dumbest of fucks. $14.6 billion for a fucking tunnel, let alone one that's all fucked up. Floyd laments how retarded (pronounced re-tah-did if you're a dumbfuck Bostonian) an entire city can be. Collect up all of these morons, put them in the fucking tunnel and let it collapse. Time to thin the herd.

* Syd Barrett: Floyd bids a fond farewell to Pink Floyd co-founder, dead at 60. Shine on.

* Floyd: Floyd still kicks the shit out of all you asscrammers. Try and create anything close to this, fuckers.

* Scott Duster: Floyd laments that a certain assrammer cried like a fucking pussy that his listing was being moved. This regardless of him never updating his crappy site Duster the Motherfucker or even showing a hint of being a man in the carnal sense.

* Your Daughter's Virginity: She begged Floyd to take it from her. Don't worry, Floyd gave her something in return - down her throat.

* Panhandling Bongo-Playing Dirty Hippie Fucks: No description necessary.

* Skateboarders: Get a life, fucking faggots.

* Robosaurus: 40 foot tall, fire-breathing, car eating machine. Every fucking household should have one. Yes, that's an actual car in its claws.

* Boreback Mountain: One of Floyd's bitches talked him into watching this filth. Even the gay porn scenes were fucking boring. Ever watch paint dry or snails fuck? Riveting as compared to this monkey shit.

* JoeCartoon.com: This is some funny shit! Most memorable quotes: "I was frequently shaved against my will by Michael Jackson's monkey", "Mickey Mouse is an Uncle Tom living in a white man's castle while we stand oppressed", and "Janet Reno is the fire that ignites my loins". Fuck yeah.

* Lesbian Porn: Floyd recently reviewed his lists in full and laments the glaring lack of lesbian pornography. Consider this situation rectified.

* More Lesbian Porn: Because Floyd can.

* Funny Cartoons: As always, it's about the comedy.

* Hate Mailers: Not nearly enough brave souls lately! It makes Floyd's rectum itchy. Get off your asses and spread some hate, fuckers!

* Drunk Chicks: Just for the record, "dónde está el baño" does not mean "bend over backwards", but thanks for playing...

* Blogger, The Domain: While free, this system still sucks the big fat one.

* Midget Beers: What fucking douchebag thought this up? Floyd wants larger beers, not smaller. Fuck! Floyd doesn't speak Spanish, so he had no idea he was buying midget beers until it was too fucking late. Crotch crickets!

Don Julio: Fucking asshole! Floyd's head hurts...

Floyd's Useless Fuckstain Readers: No more contests for you.

* Ben: The ass-fucker broke Floyd's nose! It was worth every bit of it.