Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Missing Contributions

***UPDATE: Jege is now officially out of the shithouse. The others are cordially invited to shampoo Floyd's taint. A Jege preview:


What the bloody fuck is going on? Book submissions are still missing from Jim Voigt, Jege, the Rouge Jew and the Watermelon Douche (yes, that fucker is still around). Floyd cordially invites these fuckfaces to lick a tampon. More previews from Darth Clinton and Toxic Twat:

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Wake Up, Fuckers! Book Preview

At long last, some of you spunkmonkeys have submitted publishable work to Floyd. All Floyd has to say is: it's about fucking time! Some of the shit Floyd got was used as toilet paper. It gave Floyd a rash. More news and previews to come. In the meantime, look at these acceptable submissions:

Courtesy of Toxic Twat:

Courtesy of Darth Clinton:

Got it now, bitches? Get to fucking work already!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Book Time, Fuckers

If a faggot pirate can do it, why not Floyd? Much of the contents of this site, plus never before seen material, hate mail and otherwise brilliant commentary will find itself within the contents of a nice hard cover book. Floyd will keep you fuckers updated with the progress.

Once again, Floyd extends an invitation to any and all of you fuckfaces to participate in this thing. Suggestions are fine, photos and artwork are better. One lucky fuckface out there will be chosen to write the Foreword. Read the site and write your worst. Send your submission to floydslists@hotmail.com in any normal Windows text file or feel free to submit it here in the comments.

Floyd also cordially reminds you that your ass called and it wants your head back.

***Update, fuckers:

Floyd had no idea how much you all sucked until he suggested that you send your submissions for the book Foreword. Absolute tripe. Scott Duster has submitted the front-running entry and it seems doubtful that any of you assrammers will be able to do any better. Eat shit.

***Another update, douchebags:

Kudos to Scott Duster, Anne R. Key, Toxic Twat and Darth Clinton. All have submitted work that will go to print. Keep those cards and letters coming, fuckfaces.