Asshole Of The Century: Benjamin L Palzer

Yes all of you bitches, Floyd returns. Floyd was notified from his friend in Bourbonnais, Illinois that the asshole of the century lurks about. His name is Benjamin L. Palzer and he apparently likes little boys. While Floyd cannot confirm the validity of this report, it was sent to him from concerned citizens in the area and thus needs to be posted to the internet. The statement:

"Floyd, I wanted to tell you what is happening here in our little corner of the world in Bourbonnais, Illinois. Benjamin L. Palzer, a known pedophile, has been seeking sex for money from school children. He is known to have terrible breath, and frequents the local schoolyards searching for boys. For some reason, no arrests have been made. Pass this along to your friends and let them know that child molestors like Benjamin L. Palzer cannot be tolerated in Bourbonnais."

Floyd's calls to the local media have not yet been returned, but rest assured that Floyd will investigate and get to the bottom of these allegations of the child molestor known as Benjamin L. Palzer. His Facebook image is shown so you can be on the lookout for his suspicious behavior.