Tell A Pirate How Gay He Is

Once upon a time there was an online writer that wrote some funny shit. He was gay as fuck because he modeled his image after a pirate, but funny cock-smokers are still funny. Then, the pussy little bitch had someone convince him he could write a shitty book that nobody would buy. Now, the turd-burglar posts nothing but garbage and proves that his talent only truly lies in how flaming he is.

His (her) site: http://maddox.xmission.com/

Examples of how gay pirates are:

**UPDATE** No shit: right on Amazon.com:

So, 56% of customers feel so insanely gay after looking at this pole-polisher's book that they purchase an Oprah's Book Club book.

* A Google search on "gay pirate" yields over 17,000 results, while "masculine pirate" yields only 47 results.














* Google also finds 161 results for "faggot pirate", but "hetero pirate" yields only 16.














* Look at this bitch's 3 city book signing tour. Fucker missed San Francisco.














Pirates smoke the cock. Always has been, always will be.