After recently reading Bernard Goldberg's book "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37), Floyd was inspired to make some lists of his own. Floyd prefers that you email your suggestions and hate mail to: floydslists@hotmail.com. Save your bile and brimstone for someone who cares. Floyd already knows he's number one asshole. Tell him who you think is an asshole and why, or you can eat his asshole and fucking die.
These are FLOYD'S lists, fuckers. Email Floyd if you think you are worthy: floydslists@hotmail.com. Otherwise, you can feel free to eat shit and fucking die.
Major props go out to Warwick Tommy and the incredible work he does with some of these photos. He kicks so much ass! Don't you fuckers wish you were more like us? Keep fucking dreaming you ass-rammers.
At long last, some of you spunkmonkeys have submitted publishable work to Floyd. All Floyd has to say is: it's about fucking time! Some of the shit Floyd got was used as toilet paper. It gave Floyd a rash. More news and previews to come. In the meantime, look at these acceptable submissions:
Floyd's Lists did this shit at 11:20 AM
2 Hate Mails:
Toxic Twat wants to know if she will receive a knighthood for her great contribution to literature (and service to mankind). The Order of the Twat, perhaps?
Floyd still has those 10 Golden Twat awards you gave him. Want one back?
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