Today's Fuck
* Whatever dumbfuck programmed Chess Titans:
What in the bloody fuck? This is motherfucking checkmate, not a draw. Fucking assholes!
Floyd's Lists did this shit at 2:16 PM
Floyd's Lists
After recently reading Bernard Goldberg's book "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37), Floyd was inspired to make some lists of his own. Floyd prefers that you email your suggestions and hate mail to: floydslists@hotmail.com. Save your bile and brimstone for someone who cares. Floyd already knows he's number one asshole. Tell him who you think is an asshole and why, or you can eat his asshole and fucking die.
About Me
- Name: Floyd's Lists
These are FLOYD'S lists, fuckers. Email Floyd if you think you are worthy: floydslists@hotmail.com. Otherwise, you can feel free to eat shit and fucking die.
Major props go out to Warwick Tommy and the incredible work he does with some of these photos. He kicks so much ass! Don't you fuckers wish you were more like us? Keep fucking dreaming you ass-rammers.
Main Motherfuckers
- R.I.P. Anne R. Key
- Anti-War Douchebag Liberal Professor
- Crazy-Ass Lein Goils
- Desiree's Cleavage
- R.I.P. Mr. Moderation
- Rogue Jew
- Saving Sanity Doesn't Load
- Swhickerific
- R.I.P. Toxic Twat
- R.I.P. Watermelon Douche
- WTF
What the fuck are you looking over here for? The important shit is to your right. Get a fucking clue already, you useless tool!
Fuck You
- Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck
- Floyd's Man of the Year 2007
- A Message From Floyd
- Floyd's Man of the Year 2006
- Missing Contributions
- Wake Up, Fuckers! Book Preview
- Book Time, Fuckers
- 16 Fucking Assholes
- Tell A Pirate How Gay He Is
- Eat Floyd's Ass
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
What in the bloody fuck? This is motherfucking checkmate, not a draw. Fucking assholes!
12 Hate Mails:
Floyd you sick fucking ball sack inspector...Sorry It's been so long since I visited your visual slam fest here. Still the bomb man! I found your brother over at www.u4prez.com where I'm running for President along with your brother. Hey see ya later you sick twisted fucker....Rogue
I'll take a shower OR get a job, but not fucking both.
Floyd assumes that it would be out of the question to request that you shave your armpits then.
"Bigger" is such a suggestive word. Seriously, a chick with small hands is only going to make Floyd's penis look like a roll of pennies instead of a roll of dimes. I was always amazed at how big my cock looked in Jen's mouth, considering what a huge maw she has...
Hey, you blistering piece of rancid foreskin:
Maybe if you updated your blog, people would actually leave you hate mail. What's the matter? Did you therapist finally get it through to you that all of your bitching is just the personification of you Newt Gingrich cock envy?
Funny, you didn't complain when Floyd's cock was jammed in your mouth. Floyd cordially invites you to blow a goat.
Floyd, your pubic hair makes your cock jealous with it's length and thickness.
Were you saying something, Scott? Floyd was busy fucking your mother in the mouth.
Ha! My mother doesn't have a mouth!
Fuck face or not, he's got a great pair of eye glasses!!
http://ijustknowitsoutthere.blogspot.com
Dude! Awesome.
Chewy & satisfying as always, Floyd!
Maven
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