After recently reading Bernard Goldberg's book "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37), Floyd was inspired to make some lists of his own. Floyd prefers that you email your suggestions and hate mail to: floydslists@hotmail.com. Save your bile and brimstone for someone who cares. Floyd already knows he's number one asshole. Tell him who you think is an asshole and why, or you can eat his asshole and fucking die.
These are FLOYD'S lists, fuckers. Email Floyd if you think you are worthy: floydslists@hotmail.com. Otherwise, you can feel free to eat shit and fucking die.
Major props go out to Warwick Tommy and the incredible work he does with some of these photos. He kicks so much ass! Don't you fuckers wish you were more like us? Keep fucking dreaming you ass-rammers.
***UPDATE: Jege is now officially out of the shithouse. The others are cordially invited to shampoo Floyd's taint. A Jege preview:
Floyd's Lists did this shit at 9:33 AM
4 Hate Mails:
I know, I know. I got a whole lotta nothin' here.
pass me that tampon....
Jege's one solitary contribution has saved her from further ridicule. Floyd still demands more!
Sorry, bogged down with finding investors for the new business, etc.
Hint... hint...
Floyd's neighbor is looking for an investment opportunity. Floyd suggested selling crack, but your idea might work too...
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