16 Fucking Assholes
Amendment Number: S.Amdt. 4615 to H.R. 5441 (Department of Homeland Security Appropriations Act, 2007 )
Statement of Purpose: To prohibit the confiscation of a firearm during an emergency or major disaster if the possession of such firearm is not prohibited under Federal or State law.
In other words, fuckers, it means we had to actually amend the law in order to keep the police from taking away our legally owned firearms in case of emergency. What the ever-loving-fuck? Isn't the whole idea of being a legal owner of a firearm to HAVE A FUCKING GUN WHEN THERE IS AN EMERGENCY?
Well, 16 fucking assholes in our Senate thought that's a bad idea. These oozing cornholes think it's better for us to be completely helpless in times of emergency. Gaze and vomit upon the 16 people who should be fired:
* Senator Akaka (D-HI) : Don Fucking Ho!!!
* Senator Boxer (D-CA) : Floyd wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
* Senator Clinton (D-NY) : Demonstrating how she made a name for herself in politics and business.
* Senator Dodd (D-CT): He's a wild and crazy guy...
* Senator Durbin (D-IL): They don't call him Dick for nothing.
* Senator Feinstein (D-CA): Heil, bitch.
* Senator Harkin (D-IA): Hey! Look at me hanging out with the black guy! I'm progressive for Iowa! Douche.
* Senator Inouye (D-HI): Fucking infiltrator.
* Senator Kennedy (D-MA): Anyone seen my hiccup car? Fuck, I was with a hot bitch too!
* Senator Lautenberg (D-NJ): A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it.
* Senator Levin (D-MI): Someone give Carl a candy bar and maybe he'll go sit down and shut the fuck up.
* Senator Menendez (D-NJ): It's just like dear old Grandpappy used to say to Floyd: when it comes to guns, trust a Menendez.
* Senator Mikulski (D-MD): No fucking shit - it's the lunch lady!
* Senator Reed (D-RI): Seriously, can you even find Rhode Island on a map?
* Senator Sarbanes (D-MD): Twat.
* Senator Schumer (D-NY): Nice hat, fuckface.
Floyd's Lists did this shit at 10:35 PM
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That was fucking hillarious. I nearly vomited on my keyboard. I honestly think Hillary should use that picture to run in 08. Vote for Hillary and get a blow job. Can't miss.
Love It! Kudos to Floyd!
Is this Senator Sarbanes a cousin I didn't know about??
If so, you might want to reconsider admitting it...
Floyd,
While I do not necessarily approve of private citizens owning firearms, if there's one thing that gets up my koozie like a burr it's incompetant politicians. Canadian Parliament is chockfull of the useless fuckers, and I think they're getting lessons from some of the shitheaps you mentioned in your spanky blog.
Keep on keepin' on, Floyd. Those fuckers can gargle your jizz.
Don't approve of citizens owning firearms? Well, there's something you have in common with our old buddy Adolf.
Gargle indeed.
Actually, I have a lot in common with our buddy Afolph. I really like German Shepherds, too.
Imagine that! All democrats... I am so shocked! Wanna know why Floyd loves the religous right? Because pages from the bible make excellernt rolling papers. Here's what your president has done for you, you pot smoking hippie:
Aggressive drug education, treatment & enforcement. (Jan 2004)
$23 million more for drug-testing in schools. (Jan 2004)
Use of performance-enhancing steroids sends wrong message. (Jan 2004)
$600M plan help 300,000 addicts via vouchers. (Aug 2003)
Use faith-based programs for addicted Americans. (Aug 2003)
Turned from alcoholism by power of prayer. (Jun 2003)
$2.8B more for Drug War, for state treatment & abroad. (Oct 2000)
Clinton-Gore drug policy is inconsistent and has failed. (Oct 2000)
Feds must help border counties fight drug traffickers. (Jun 2000)
Supports military package to Colombia to fight drug supply. (Mar 2000)
Stronger penalties for first time cocaine possession. (Mar 2000)
Full background checks on drug use for all appointees. (Aug 1999)
Parents make up for past by warning kids against drugs. (Aug 1999)
Supports tough drug laws as well as drug education programs. (Dec 1998)
Don't worry though, Ted Kennedy has your back:
Voted NO on increasing penalties for drug offenses. (Nov 1999)
Voted NO on spending international development funds on drug control. (Jul 1996)
Just thought I'd back some OBVIOUS generalities: Republicans want to send your hippie ass to jail for pot. Democrats don't. I think Ted Kennedy deserves one of your world famous blowjobs. Darth Clinton wanted me to tell you: Less teeth. I suggest you get a lesson from your mom... she's GRRRRRREEEAT!
In true liberal form, the moussy douche Scott Duster has completely changed the subject. Bravo, douchebag.
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