Saturday, July 15, 2006

16 Fucking Assholes

Amendment Number: S.Amdt. 4615 to H.R. 5441 (Department of Homeland Security Appropriations Act, 2007 )

Statement of Purpose: To prohibit the confiscation of a firearm during an emergency or major disaster if the possession of such firearm is not prohibited under Federal or State law.

In other words, fuckers, it means we had to actually amend the law in order to keep the police from taking away our legally owned firearms in case of emergency. What the ever-loving-fuck? Isn't the whole idea of being a legal owner of a firearm to HAVE A FUCKING GUN WHEN THERE IS AN EMERGENCY?

Well, 16 fucking assholes in our Senate thought that's a bad idea. These oozing cornholes think it's better for us to be completely helpless in times of emergency. Gaze and vomit upon the 16 people who should be fired:

* Senator Akaka (D-HI) : Don Fucking Ho!!!











* Senator Boxer (D-CA) : Floyd wouldn't fuck her with your dick.











* Senator Clinton (D-NY) : Demonstrating how she made a name for herself in politics and business.









* Senator Dodd (D-CT): He's a wild and crazy guy...














* Senator Durbin (D-IL): They don't call him Dick for nothing.






* Senator Feinstein (D-CA): Heil, bitch.












* Senator Harkin (D-IA): Hey! Look at me hanging out with the black guy! I'm progressive for Iowa! Douche.










* Senator Inouye (D-HI): Fucking infiltrator.







* Senator Kennedy (D-MA): Anyone seen my hiccup car? Fuck, I was with a hot bitch too!











* Senator Lautenberg (D-NJ): A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it.










* Senator Levin (D-MI): Someone give Carl a candy bar and maybe he'll go sit down and shut the fuck up.








* Senator Menendez (D-NJ): It's just like dear old Grandpappy used to say to Floyd: when it comes to guns, trust a Menendez.










* Senator Mikulski (D-MD): No fucking shit - it's the lunch lady!











* Senator Reed (D-RI): Seriously, can you even find Rhode Island on a map?








* Senator Sarbanes (D-MD): Twat.












* Senator Schumer (D-NY): Nice hat, fuckface.

4 Hate Mails:

Blogger The Rogue Jew dribbled...

Love It! Kudos to Floyd!

8:49 AM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists dribbled...

If so, you might want to reconsider admitting it...

8:40 AM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists dribbled...

Don't approve of citizens owning firearms? Well, there's something you have in common with our old buddy Adolf.

Gargle indeed.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Floyd's Lists dribbled...

In true liberal form, the moussy douche Scott Duster has completely changed the subject. Bravo, douchebag.

12:19 PM  

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