Hate Mail Archives 1
Here's the first batch of hate mail from all of you fuckers. Feel free to suck on Floyd's ballsack while you remember the old days.
Floyd's Lists did this shit at 2:51 PM
Floyd's Lists
After recently reading Bernard Goldberg's book "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37), Floyd was inspired to make some lists of his own. Floyd prefers that you email your suggestions and hate mail to: floydslists@hotmail.com. Save your bile and brimstone for someone who cares. Floyd already knows he's number one asshole. Tell him who you think is an asshole and why, or you can eat his asshole and fucking die.
About Me
- Name: Floyd's Lists
These are FLOYD'S lists, fuckers. Email Floyd if you think you are worthy: floydslists@hotmail.com. Otherwise, you can feel free to eat shit and fucking die.
Major props go out to Warwick Tommy and the incredible work he does with some of these photos. He kicks so much ass! Don't you fuckers wish you were more like us? Keep fucking dreaming you ass-rammers.
Main Motherfuckers
- R.I.P. Anne R. Key
- Anti-War Douchebag Liberal Professor
- Crazy-Ass Lein Goils
- Desiree's Cleavage
- R.I.P. Mr. Moderation
- Rogue Jew
- Saving Sanity Doesn't Load
- Swhickerific
- R.I.P. Toxic Twat
- R.I.P. Watermelon Douche
- WTF
What the fuck are you looking over here for? The important shit is to your right. Get a fucking clue already, you useless tool!
Fuck You
- Floyd's Man of the Year 2005
- Specifically, People Who Are Assholes
- Sick Fucks
- In General, Shit That Sucks
- People Who Don’t Suck
46 Hate Mails:
Listen jackass, if I'm going to be forced to breath the same air you do, a thought that just made me taste a lunch I had four days ago, the least you could do is show my good side.
LOSER!!
Shut the fuck up, bitch, you can't sing.
As you must know, the DNC has all of their alliances with Lucifer on file. They're mostly lawyers, you know.
ROFLMAO--"adios, asshole" BWAHAHAHA
TATATTTTPWICMZSOFIKIYTSTETSTWOYETOEIIYTEMA.
For those of you that don't know what that means:
To Anyone That Abbreviates Their Thoughts To The Point Where I Can Make Zero Sense Of It, I Kindly Invite You To Spend The Extra Thirty Seconds To Write Out Your Entire Thought, Or Else I Invite You To Eat My Ass.
And Floyd let out a similar Bwahaha when he saw that cartoon too. Floyd is pleased you enjoyed it but still prefers hate mail.
I thought that this shit was FUNNY AS HELL!
Thanks for the comment over on my site.
I hope I'm not an asshole, but I probably am. ;)
Shit, sorry I just read about preferring hate mail on your comment down there.
Ok, I'm NOT sorry, cause I'm and asshole.
Floyd is forgiving. Plus, any woman who shows her cleavage is automatically not an asshole.
(sound of me flashing my tits at the computer screen)
Jege, you're giving Floyd a chub!
Pursuant to the flashing of Jege, I believe a new category must be created that is a step above People Who Are Not Assholes and the only people that can get into that category are those who flash accordingly. Oh, and they have to be chicks.
If Floyd does not do this, Floyd is useless human garbage. Of course this would be a step above what he is today, as it would at least add the word "human" to his description.
Floyd invites Jim Voigt to eat his asshole at his earliest convenience. This category is moot until Floyd sees some fucking skin. Jim Voigt is jumping the gun, but his wife tells Floyd that this is common. 5 will get you 10 that Voigt splooged on his keyboard just at the thought of Jege's titties.
Hi. These are Jege's tits. We are having trouble typing this because, well, we're TITS. Anyway, thanks for your support. HAH! SUPPORT!! Get it? Okay fine, fuck all y'all. Whoever said tits were supposed to be funny? Huh?
Bite me. Hah! Get it? BITE ME!!! 'cause we're TITS!!!! HAH!
Oh shit...here comes Jege...everybody, just act casual.
Floyd has lost respect for Jege's titties. Floyd was operating under the assumption that Jege's titties had gall and gumption. Then, as soon as Jege comes into the room, Jege's titties go running back to the safety of their holster. Floyd finds this ultimately lame. If you disagree, then feel free to eat asscram.
Those damn tits. They have been giving me trouble ever since middle school. I'll be sure and give them a good spanking.
Floyd is pleased at the suggestion of flashing tits from several readers. However, only one has ponied up and actually SHOWN skin. Those of you who merely suggest should get off your dead asses, grab your cameras and get to fucking business. Otherwise, Floyd cordially invites you to eat his asshole.
Yeah, what the fuck is up with the non-blogging action lately? Nobody's visiting my blog either. Personally, I think everybody's just spending all of their time at home whackin' it. I know I am.
Floyd is amused and horrified all at the same time.
Then I have done my job.
Floyd, You are a hoot...Love the color commentary.
Floyd is always happy to receive The Rogue Jew. Tell your friends, fucker!
Just thought you might like to know that someone thinks you are the intelligent designer:
http://tomdelayisinnocent.blogspot.com/
I disagree!
Hi there, the_bad!! I've missed ya!
Hey there girl! You still rock!
I've missed your witty repartee as of late....what's new?
P.S.- You still rock also
He's a dirty fuck, Jege. Floyd wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.
I used to walk past Whoopie Goldberg's house every day on the way to school. She had a giant wooden duck in her front yard (when I say giant, I mean about 7 feet tall).
Hey Floyd, you miserable escuse for human excrement, when are you going to bump some of the old pictures down to keep this post fresh? Or is that donkey cock shoved too far down your throat for you to remember to take care of even the simplest of details?
Love,
Fuckity Fuck McFuckerson
(hi jege, yep, I stole it)
Jim, you ignorant slut. Perhaps Floyd will bump some listings down when you learn how to spell "excuse" properly. Or, perhaps Floyd will run his site however it hare-lips him. Floyd cordially invites you to eat asscram.
Floyd, is the_bad actually your brother, or did you mean it in that hippie "we're all brothers" bullshit kinda way?
Floyd laments that Tim (the_bad) is a blood relative. Shame of the whole fucking family.
Floyd laments that Thomas did not read ALL of the lists. Had he done so, he would have seen himself listed under "People Who Don't Suck". Floyd ponders if Thomas really belongs there now considering he didn't bother to read the whole site.
Thomas: Floyd removed your comment because it was chock-full of your opinion. This is Floyd's opinion site. Eat a booger.
Wow
did you know that speaking in a third pary is a form of schizophrenia... just thought i'd let you know..
Floyd holds neither O'Donnell's weight or sexual orientation against her. Floyd is pleased at the prospect of big titties being flashed, but laments that yet again he does not see them.
And if schizophrenia was Floyd's only problem, the world would be a much rosier place for Floyd.
hahahaha
Amber laughs at Floyd's joke and Amber thinks she shure is pretty fucking awesome!
Amber says have a great fucking day floyd!
Jege wishes Floyd and all of his faithful readers a happy fucking thanksgiving!!!
Floyd is a grumpy old bitch. Don't bother listening to him! I have to put up with his bullshit this Thanksgiving, so expect it won't be happy. Jege still rocks!
Did you happen to catch Rosie on Emeril Live the other day? Riveting.
"Shame of the whole fucking family."
Aren't you living at The_Bad's house after getting kicked out of your apartment you fuck?
I'm about 50 lbs overweight right now, so here's a flash of my man-breasts for ya, loser!
P.S. I spelled it "escuse" to make it sound as gay as you are. I was trying to relate to your obvious latent homosexuality.
Oh, and I know that "obvious latent" is an oxymoron, moron. It's a joke. As are you.
Tell your mortgage-paying brother I said hello.
Floyd, after further review, it is my humble opinion, that, you, you fucking fuck, should take your unique way of sharing your views, and go national. Fuck this shitass blogging bullshit. Dude, you need
a syndicated column. If you don't you're a douchebag polesmoker. It's time for the big leagues you fucking dillhole, wake up and do something useful with your demented (and 95% right on, I might add) views. If you don't then you are as worthless as all of the shitbirds of which you speak. If you do I will happily
volunteer for the "Floyd in 08" campaign.
Floyd is uncertain whether the man or the monkey sent the previous message. Nonetheless, one could be the campaign manager and the other could be the running mate. It doesn't matter much to Floyd which one does what. Some top issues:
Abortion: against, but for killing obnoxious children.
Social Security: not a problem if we kill old people in a Logan's Run fashion.
Terrorism: three words: glass parking lot.
Taxes: only tax the poor. Best incentive to become rich.
Campaign Slogan: Vote For Floyd, or Fuck You, You Fucking Fucks.
Who's in?
I am, if you can amend your campaign promises to include:
Will viciously disembowel* anyone who utters the phrase "Smile! It's not so bad!"
* as opposed to not-so-vicious disemboweling
Also, "douchebag polesmoker"; I am impressed! I always enjoy learning new and creative profanity.
Bra-fucking-vo!!!!!
Great platform. I'll call some of my network connections...should be able to get you on the talk show circuit fairly soon. Chances are you'll make Chrissy Williams
cry like a little bitch, at least I hope so. You'll be on with Michael Moore, I'm sure you two will get along fine.
ummm...that would be Chrissy Mathews..but I'm sure you could demolish Brian Williams also....
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