Tell A Pirate How Gay He Is
Once upon a time there was an online writer that wrote some funny shit. He was gay as fuck because he modeled his image after a pirate, but funny cock-smokers are still funny. Then, the pussy little bitch had someone convince him he could write a shitty book that nobody would buy. Now, the turd-burglar posts nothing but garbage and proves that his talent only truly lies in how flaming he is.
His (her) site: http://maddox.xmission.com/
Examples of how gay pirates are:
**UPDATE** No shit: right on Amazon.com:
So, 56% of customers feel so insanely gay after looking at this pole-polisher's book that they purchase an Oprah's Book Club book.* A Google search on "gay pirate" yields over 17,000 results, while "masculine pirate" yields only 47 results.
* Google also finds 161 results for "faggot pirate", but "hetero pirate" yields only 16.
* Look at this bitch's 3 city book signing tour. Fucker missed San Francisco.
Pirates smoke the cock. Always has been, always will be.
Floyd's Lists did this shit at 8:20 PM
7 Hate Mails:
Floyd,
Being in the Society For Creative Anachronism is bad enough without also having to endure the zeroes who insist upon "recreating" a pirate persona, which is a)not medieval and b)doubly out of place in a land-locked province.
Pirates suck. Period.
Floyd ponders the horrors that this fuck's father inflicted upon him.
Don't do thqat, Floyd--you'll make yourself sick.
Yarr. What Anne said.
Yarr, pirates take it in the pooper.
I knew that pirates were gay the first time I saw the puffy shirt in Seinfeld.
The gay pirates disorder is actually in the behavior modification class I took in college.
Darth Freud
Floyd imagines there was much talk in this class about the father's jam-rod in the pirate's no-no places.
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