People Who Don’t Suck

* Jesus Christ: “The Savior”. Before you start freaking out about how an uncouth and filthy asshole like Floyd could bring up such a person, stop for a moment and shut the fuck up. Floyd's religious beliefs are irrelevant to why Jesus Christ doesn’t suck. Either way (he is the savior of mankind or he was a guy crucified for his beliefs), he had a message that was covered extensively in the New Testament. The message was peace, love and understanding. Considering the time it came from, it was certainly a bold message to carry. Whether he was literally the son of God (aren’t we all supposed to be the sons and daughters of God?) or he was just a guy with a message of peace, he was willing to die a horrific death for his message (not taking anyone with him, mind you). All we have to go by regarding the man are the ancient (and translated) scrolls, none of which were written by the actual man we discuss. Regardless of all else, the message from the man is positive. What other people do with his message seems to be what some people get themselves all in a tizzy about.

* Siddhartha Gautama: “The Buddha”. This man claimed no divine status for himself, nor did he assert that he was inspired by any god. He claimed to be a teacher to guide those who chose to listen, rather than a personal savior. Gautama Buddha stated that there is no intermediary between mankind and the divine; distant spirits and gods are themselves subject to karma. The Buddha is solely an exemplar, guide, and teacher for those sentient beings who must tread the path themselves, attain spiritual awakening, and see truth and reality as they are.

* Floyd's wife: ha, ha, ha. Seriously, though…

Why does the bride smile when she walks down the isle? Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
* Emily Lein: Emily was on both Asshole and Not Asshole lists, but today Floyd needed to consolidate. Today, Floyd saw her picture with the most excellent of T-shirts. This in combination with the pillow that she made puts her squarely on the People Who Don't Suck list. All is forgiven for the whole "meowing" quote on Brainyquote. Rock on, bizatch!

* J.D.V.: “The Guy That Brought The Doritos”. A friend of Floyd's for ages. Beyond all extensive history of support, friendship and INSANE tolerance of Floyd's behavior, status on this list is solely for the following quote: “So... do you become a Republican because you're rich, or do you become rich because you think like a Republican?” You go, girlfriend!




* S.M.R.: “Someone Threw Up Over There”. Getting an idea of the people Floyd hangs out with yet? Anyway, this feller here has permanent residency on Floyd's published “People Who Don’t Suck” list as well as the unpublished “People Who Totally Rock” list. This is someone who Floyd has been writing and performing original music with for the better part of a decade. Floyd has no prouder accomplishment in life than the music created with this gentleman along with D.L.M. and Rob (not on the Doesn’t Suck list because we have video of Rob sucking...)

* Tribute To Jege: Floyd told his wife tonight to purchase something both stupid and useless for Floyd. So, she went out shopping and came home with magnetic letters. Of course, the term "Fuckity Fuck McFuckerson" was the first to hit the fridge.





* D.L.M.: “Put Your Pants On”. Co-conspirator with Floyd, S.M.R. and Rob. While Rob sucked and Floyd was a self-admitted asshole, D.L.M. managed to help us all make some pretty cool music. In the process, he helped at least four other amateur musicians realize their ability to not only write, but also produce music. D.L.M. will always known to be synonymous with incredible music and flawless production, but D.L.M. also passed along a legend of greatness to a handful of people that are currently passing that legend along to some others. D.L.M. also has permanent residency on the unpublished “People Who Kick Ass” list. And that's just how that mother fucker rolls, G!

* The East Coast Gem: "You Know You Want To Touch Me". Hottie. What more can Floyd say?











* Warwick Tommy: "I Kick So Much Ass". When some little douchebag comes along and fucks up people's computers, Tommy fixes it fast, then he hunts the fuckers down and beats the ever-loving piss out of them.





* Mendon Jon: "Rvvvrd raaah reeevra". OK, he can't hold his booze, but he's still ok in Floyd's book.
* Anne R. Key: A mighty fine lady if you ask Floyd. Irreverent and bold. We are amused, too. http://annerkey.blogspot.com/










* Keith: Picture should say volumes.












* Desiree: This chick is OK in Floyd's book. She holds the record for the longest conversation with a stranger about cleavage with Floyd. Below is the link to her blog. Floyd cannot guarantee she will discuss her titties with you as she has with Floyd, but its worth a try: http://randomthoughts2005.blogspot.com/

* Jege: "Fuckity Fuck McFuckerson". Enough said! If you don't agree that phrase is pure genius, then go shoot yourself in the face right now. You're useless and just mucking up the gene pool. See her shitty liberal site here: http://leingirlz3.blogspot.com/




* Thomas: "I'm A Fucking Moderate, For God's Sake". Floyd isn't totally sure about this one, but guesses that he should give him a chance. Mr. Moderation doesn't like many Republicans right now, but for argument's sake, Floyd will say that he doesn't completely and totally suck. Let your mind numb to his leftist, Marxist, completely unmoderate dribble here: http://slackerswithadvanceddegrees.blogspot.com